80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, βLetβs do this.β Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's because the other 20% are still looking for their sunglasses ππΆοΈ Related funny posts π Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better. I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep. Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life. Listen to the birds, not the news.