80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’ Commentary:That's because the other 20% are still looking for their sunglasses 😎🕶️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans. Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say. Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.” Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.” Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.