80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’ Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's because the other 20% are still looking for their sunglasses 😎🕶️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans. Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say. Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.” “Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror. Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.