I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Here's my platform: Elect more puns, fewer politicians! ππ³οΈ Related funny posts π€ There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery. The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people. Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. I disagree with my politics. If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.