I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday. Posted onMay 6, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out. Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it. Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.