Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.
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"Elevators: the ultimate test of trust fall with a machine 🙈. Who needs an adrenaline rush when you can just take the stairs and sneak in a leg workout? 🚶‍♂️ #StairMaster"

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