13 funny elevator quotes - Wordgag

Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

May 29, 2026

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

May 28, 2026

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

May 28, 2026

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

May 26, 2026

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

May 26, 2026

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

May 26, 2026

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

May 22, 2026

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

May 21, 2026

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

May 21, 2026

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

May 21, 2026

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

May 21, 2026

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

May 20, 2026

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

May 19, 2026