Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.
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"Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. 🌻 Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. 📱 Well, at least we know our love is charged up and blooming brightly! 💖"

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