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  • The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea SeΓ±or.
  • Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.
  • Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.
  • β€œYou shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.
  • Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.
  • My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.