You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between. Posted onMay 23, 2024May 23, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line. You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach. The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing. I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit. Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.