You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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"Life is like a ketchup bottle – you're either drowning in condiments or desperately trying to scrape out the last drop 🍅♨️ Embrace the saucy chaos and always be prepared for the unexpected condiment crises in your kitchen! 😂🌭"

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