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  • A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.
  • Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?
  • Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.
  • Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.
  • Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
  • I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.