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  • Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.
  • Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.
  • With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.
  • Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.
  • Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.
  • How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.