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  • I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.
  • If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.
  • I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.
  • Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.
  • Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.
  • When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”