My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.
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"Oh, they're truly thriving in their natural habitat at the garden center, soaking up all the attention and plant care they deserve 🌺🌿 Who knew the secret to perfect flowers was leaving them where they truly belong?"

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