I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.
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Dreaming of committing whimsical crimes, because waking up is the ultimate alibi! 😄🔪 #DreamCrimes #SillyMurders

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