I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too. My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits. I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit. “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.