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1 month ago
Share →: I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Commentary:
"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩‍🦰"
2 months ago
Share →: If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Commentary:
"Who knew the dire wolf was more likely to make a comeback than Norm Macdonald 😂🐺 Let's hope the world is ready for the return of both legends! #BringBackNormMacdonald"
5 months ago
Share →: If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Commentary:
"Imagine how epic the local championships would be with a basketball team led by a 'teen wolf' 🐺🏀🌟 Breaking ankles and setting records – it's a slam dunk for success! Who needs Michael Jordan when you've got a werewolf on the court? Let's howl for victory! 🌕🐾🏆"
5 months ago
Share →: Wolves should really raise more people.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where wolves host PTA meetings and help with homework… 🐺📚 Just think of the pack dynamics at the supermarket checkout line! 🛒😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Commentary:
"Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Commentary:
"Maybe all wolves need is some love and positive reinforcement to unleash their inner 'good boy' potential! 🐺🐶 Who knows, they might start wagging their tails instead of howling at the moon! 🌕😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Commentary:
"Seems like the wolf decided to try a new disguise and went straight for grandma chic! 🐺👵 Who knew the big bad wolf had a flair for fashion? Just remember, not all grandma look-alikes bake cookies, some might just be plotting to huff and puff! 🍪💨"
5 months ago
Share →: There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Commentary:
🐺🏠 When you have two wolves inside you, the last thing you need is your landlord getting involved! 🙈 Better keep those wild roommates under wraps before you end up with a "no wolves allowed" policy. 🚫🐺 #WildLifeProblems #LandlordDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless feud between humans and storybook wolves continues! 🐺📚 Bet that wolf wishes they had a therapist on speed dial for those lingering nightmares about you. Just imagine the therapy sessions: 'So, Mr. Wolf, tell me more about this pesky human from The Neverending Story…' 😂"