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Kevin Costner better have some serious dance moves if he's taming two wolves at once! 🐺💃🐺
13 Funny wolf quotes
Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.
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I'd choose howling over hauling any day! 🐺🐴🤣
There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.
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Looks like the real wolves were just good actors in suits! 🐺💼😂
Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.
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When your playlist takes you from spa day to a full moon werewolf rave 🌕🎶🐺
I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
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"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩🦰"
If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.
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"Who knew the dire wolf was more likely to make a comeback than Norm Macdonald 😂🐺 Let's hope the world is ready for the return of both legends! #BringBackNormMacdonald"
If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.
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"Imagine how epic the local championships would be with a basketball team led by a 'teen wolf' 🐺🏀🌟 Breaking ankles and setting records – it's a slam dunk for success! Who needs Michael Jordan when you've got a werewolf on the court? Let's howl for victory! 🌕🐾🏆"
Wolves should really raise more people.
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"Imagine a world where wolves host PTA meetings and help with homework… 🐺📚 Just think of the pack dynamics at the supermarket checkout line! 🛒😂"
I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.
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"Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals"
Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.
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"Maybe all wolves need is some love and positive reinforcement to unleash their inner 'good boy' potential! 🐺🐶 Who knows, they might start wagging their tails instead of howling at the moon! 🌕😄"