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  • I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.
  • I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.
  • Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.
  • My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.