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Funny petition quotes

Funny petition quotes bring a splash of humor to the serious world of signing and campaigning ✍️😂 Whether you’re rallying friends or just want to lighten the mood, these witty lines add a playful twist to every cause 🎉🗳️ Get ready to giggle while you gather support—because who said petitions can’t be fun? 😜🔥

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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