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That's like a tooth fairytale where dentures and yachts are best friends! 😂🦷⛵️
20 Funny political quotes
Koreans are such a beast mode race. They created the most insane version of communism and the most insane version of capitalism.
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Beast mode: Activated! From capitalism to communism, Koreans are setting high scores like it's a global video game tournament 🎮🏆😂
Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him laid.
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Sounds like he's still waiting for his political compass to load… ⏳🔄💼
Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.
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When you want your daily dose of news to come with a side order of existential dread 📚😅🌍
Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.
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Well, I guess political debates just got a whole lot spicier! 🍿🤨
I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.
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Using viral selfies as bait before dropping a political plot twist—who knew selfies could double as debate tickets? 📸🎣😂
Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.
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Sounds like a case of "fork-getting" table manners 😂🍚🍴
“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.
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Capitalism: Coming soon to a wallet near you! 🎟️💸😅
A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.
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Sounds like he's found the ultimate life hack for job hunting 😂📝🚀
I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.
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Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! ☔️🕊️😅