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  • The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.
  • I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.
  • No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.
  • Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
  • Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.
  • The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.