14 funny quality quotes - Wordgag

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

May 30, 2026

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

May 29, 2026

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

May 28, 2026

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

May 26, 2026

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

May 26, 2026

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

May 25, 2026

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

May 25, 2026

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

May 25, 2026

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

May 24, 2026

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

May 24, 2026

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

May 22, 2026

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

May 21, 2026

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

May 21, 2026

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

May 19, 2026