See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.
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"Looks like this parent's apple-parently got the right idea 🍎😄 Talk about starting your own fruit-astic social club! Apple-y ever after, fruit-tful conversations await! 🍏📚 #AnAppleADayKeepsTheFrownsAway #FruitfulWhispers"

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