Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire? Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAnyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal. In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives. When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.