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Guess I'll be deleting my high school photos in 2035! 😂🗑️📸
25 Funny delete quotes
Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.
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Probably not a great idea unless you've mastered the art of skipping phones instead of stones 😂📱💦
Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.
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If only my life decisions were as backed up as my photos! 📸💾
Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).
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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.
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WhatsApp and I are in a toxic relationship—breaking up would be ideal, but we just keep texting 😂📱💔
Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.
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Starting a game of Hangman with my contacts—he's got only two vowels left before he vanishes! 😂✌️🔡
Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.
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"Your post might be the sandwich, but my reply is the gourmet filling! 🍔🧠✨"
Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?
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"Forget the Dark Web, can we get a Debt Disappearing Web? 🕸️💸😂"
For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.
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🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣"
At what age do I delete Snapchat?
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"When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you're not a boomer! 😆📱🧓"