If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.