I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "I like my cookware handles to double as a hot yoga session" approach! πŸ”₯πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ Because who needs fingerprints when you can have hand-shaped sear marks instead, am I right? 🀣🍳 #HotHandleClub