funny pot quotes - Wordgag

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

May 21, 2026

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

May 19, 2026

I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

Apr 1, 2026

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Apr 1, 2026

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Mar 31, 2026

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Mar 31, 2026

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Mar 30, 2026

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Mar 27, 2026

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Mar 26, 2026

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Mar 26, 2026