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  • My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.
  • I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.
  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
  • They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.
  • Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.
  • Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.