My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Commentary:
Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! 🐶🤣 Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he’s advocating for a “pawsome” unity party! 🐾 #Dogtatorship

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