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Absolutely! "Finally, my calendar gets the break it desperately needed! 🗓️🥳🚫"
29 Funny meetings quotes
You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.
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Be the superhero we all need by stopping the Zoom apocalypse 👩💻⏳🚫
Corporate life is watching someone get promoted and suddenly develop a new personality in meetings.
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When Bob gets promoted and suddenly thinks he's the CEO of everything 😂👔🔝
There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?
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I'm starting a petition to replace December with a bonus month of naps and canceled meetings 😴🗓️ Who's with me? 🙋♂️🔄
Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.
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Sounds like a "sit down and stay home" kind of club! Count me in! 🏠😴✌️
May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.
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Mondays require Jedi-level patience and a lightsaber for PowerPoint presentations! ⚔️😅
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
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I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.
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Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼
Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.
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Zooming into discipline with style and a little extra breeze 😂🍑💻
I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”
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"When you hit 'Reply All' with a joke, but it turns out your audience was set to 'crickets.' 😂📈🔙"