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  • I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
  • Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
  • My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.
  • When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.
  • My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.
  • I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.