15 Funny time travel quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.
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  3 months ago

  View →: At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.
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  4 months ago

  View →: How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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