Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making. Commentary:"Priorities, am I right? 🕰️👟 Who needs to save the world when you can save your shoe collection instead? #TimeTravelGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet. My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party. Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi. It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size. My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.
