My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to. I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better. Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.
