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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.