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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.
I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”
Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.
Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.
People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

New funny yell quotes 👇

5 months ago
Share →: Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity – a true 'retardy' situation if you ask me! 🙄😄 Just keep moving forward, and leave the confused 'hey, retard!' shouters in your fabulous dust, darling! 💁🏼‍♂️✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Commentary:
Isn't that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 "Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I'm watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing 'The Mysterious Stranger' theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏"
5 months ago
Share →: Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the world's first vaccine was created by Edward Jenner in 1796? He used material from cowpox lesions to protect against smallpox! 🐄💉 Vaccines have since saved millions of lives and are a crucial part of public health. So next time you're at the doctor's office, remember that a little humor can lighten the mood, but it's all about keeping those germs away! 😂✨

Commentary:
"Who knew that the doctor's office isn't the place for a vaccination-themed party chant? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe save the shots for the bar after the appointment! 🥂💉 #ParentingFail"
5 months ago
Share →: My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Commentary:
Looks like "yelling less" quickly turned into "yelling stress" for this brave parent 🙈🔥. The road to improved parenting may have hit a pothole or two! 🛣️🚗 #ParentingStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Commentary:
Well, I guess the good ol' awooga days are behind us! 👀🚫🗣️ No more eye-popping shenanigans, just your regular, everyday dignity preservation. Times change, and so do the ways we express our amazement! 😉 #RIPawooga
5 months ago
Share →: Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Commentary:
"Looks like we’ve finally cracked the code to solving the declining birthrate – forget lullabies, what we really need are some fire lo-fi beats to keep those kiddos in check! 🎵👶 #ParentingHack"
5 months ago
Share →: I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a performance review when you have construction foremen boosting your ego? 🚧🔨 Definitely a confidence builder! 😉 #ConstructionSiteConfidence"
5 months ago
Share →: Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Commentary:
"Who knew fatherhood came with a side of environmental activism? 🌍💡 Don't mess with this dad – he's on a mission to save the planet one light switch at a time! 😄 #DadGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Commentary:
🐱😾 "I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then." 🏠💸

Looks like you've stumbled into a feline version of the United Nations discussing economic matters! Who knew that cats had such strong opinions on financial responsibilities? Maybe it's time to start a purr-sonal finance committee with your furry friends! 😹
5 months ago
Share →: I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Commentary:
"Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂"