I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.
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"Ah, the age-old strategy of outsmarting hoodlums by only keeping the most undesirable belongings in the garage! 🚗🔒 #Anti-TheftGoals #DeclutteringWithStyle"

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