When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have …

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old question: What Would Jesus Buy? 🤔 Turns out, it’s fish sandwiches all around! 😄🐟 Bon appétit, my friend! Let the gift of mystery and deliciousness be with you! 🎁🥪”

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