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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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"Who needs kids when you have piping hot coffee to keep you company? ☕️🔥 They’ll be off to college, but your barista will always be there for you! 😂 #CoffeeOverKids"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged busy, coffee, college, drinking, going, hot, humor, kids, leave, miss, parenting, still, think on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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