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Imagining vanilla beans enjoying the show as they throw shade from the organic aisle 😂🍦👻
41 Funny buying quotes
The sexual tension between me and buying more books.
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When you try to walk past a bookstore without going in but the books start whispering sweet nothings to your wallet 📚❤️🛍️
Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.
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Treat yo'self to some pre-birthday presents—better start a year early! 🎈🎉🛍️
I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.
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My wallet waves the white flag the moment I see fancy pens and washi tapes 🏳️🖊️🎨💸
Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’
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Guess it's called "variety" when you own four shades of "almost the same" 😆👕👕👕👕
It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.
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Sounds like a win to me! Nothing lowers stress like avoiding mysterious creatures in the closet. 😅🎉
Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.
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At least Santa won't need a receipt from me this year! 🎅💔😅
If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.
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Ah, so my ever-growing collection of memes makes me a digital Robin Hood! 🏴☠️📚🤣
“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”
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Guess I'll need waterproof popcorn for my underwater binge-watching sessions 🍿🐠📺
“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”
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Time to admit, that my bank account is now officially my secret Santa 🎅💸🎁