Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.