We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWe got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody. If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).