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“Looks like his wife sees the glass half empty… or in this case, the bottle half empty! 🍷😂 Maybe he should try a ‘glass half full’ approach next time!”
My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.
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