I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.
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🚨🤣 "I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately. Hopefully it doesn't go off accidentally when I'm just binge-watching Netflix on the couch!" 😂 #LifeGoals #LifeAlertFail

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