I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits. Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints? Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.
