Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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"Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter miraculously reuniting with her hat and gloves 🧢🧤 after a school day. It's like they embark on their own adventures! 🚀😂 #ParentingStruggles"

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