People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Commentary:
“Ah, the wise words of the great philosopher, Mr. Procrastination! 🤷‍♂️ Indeed, who knew that ‘doing nothing’ could be a full-time job? 😂 Embracing the art of relaxation or just avoiding responsibilities? You decide! 🛋️ #MasterOfInactivity”

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