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  • Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.
  • I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.
  • I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.
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  • My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.
  • My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.