Commentary:
"When you're like a grumpy ninja in the morning, stealthily navigating through the day without anyone even realizing it 😤🤫 #MorningNinja 🌅"
Funny spoken quotes
My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”
Commentary:
When the lecturer calls for the unheard voices, my soul's immediate reaction is to stage a grand escape! 👻💨 It's like a dramatic exit scene from a blockbuster movie – except instead of a hero, it's me dodging that spotlight like a ninja. 😂 #GhostModeActivated
I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.
Commentary:
Oops, wine strikes again! 🍷🤦♀️ Anyone else suddenly a "sweet girl" cheerleader after two glasses? 🥂😂