Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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“Ah, the classic ‘nod and chew.’ *chomp chomp* Excellent point, food, you truly have a way with flavors! 🍔👏 Keep the delicious wisdom coming!”

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