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Finally, a symptom I don’t have! 😅🍕 #StillWishingForThatOneThough
17 Funny huge quotes
I post for my other personalities. They’re huge fans.
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Does each personality get its own password, or do they all share one?
Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.
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I'd save so much on gas and sanity if teleportation was an app! 🚀📱
What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.
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Looks like our invites got lost somewhere between Blockbuster and dial-up internet 😂📼🕸️
I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.
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Imagine the savings on grocery bills… and napkins! 🐍🍽️ #SnakeLife
I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”
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When your dream house turns into a nightmare of utility bills 😂💸🔥 #AdultingProblems
With great power comes a huge electric bill.
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So that's why superheroes are always flying around saving the planet—they're trying to avoid paying the utility bill! ⚡💸🤣
Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?
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When you realize you’ve been shopping in the "cloudy parachute" section but they fit like a glove 😂👙🌬️
Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).
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Sounds like the ultimate party trick: drop the mic and disappear like Frodo after a sweet 111! 🥳🎤✌️✨
They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.
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Instant six-pack abs by simply putting down the donut? Sign me up! 🍩➡️💪😂